I, myself, have never won anything in my life, so I was surprised when my youngest boy won six goldfish at the school carnival. Of course, you never win any fish food or bowls, which made winning six fish at 5:45 pm on a Sunday evening a real treat. Only the fish and I looked concerned about this. Actually, I like fish, though their mouths are always open yet they rarely complain.
My son was very enthusiastic, all I had to do was locate a pet store before it closed, spring for a bowl and the food (déjà vu) and he’d do the rest.
“Don’t worry – I’ll take care of ‘em.”
He took care of them alright – one by one. Each week another goldfish bit the gravel and soon the entire Jackson Five plus One (he was the cutest) had traded their earthly home for a heavenly residence in what we glibly referred to as Fish Heaven.
Even though you concoct a story about their lives after death and how happy they are with their other fish friends in the sky, you still feel bad knowing you and your children are going to Fish Hell if such a place exists for your heinous acts of negligence. No one admitted to throwing ping-pong balls into the bowl and yet there they were. And after Tito died we might have been too zealous when my 6 year old and I cleaned out the bowl – possibly not getting all of the soap out. Fish are such frail little creatures and though they were not with our family long we mourned them as if they’d been with us for months instead of just weeks. At this point our bathroom became more of a funeral parlor, we’d flushed so many animals down the toilet – it seemed sacrilegious to sit on it.